
You spend so much of your life in bathroom, it's only logical to have decent stash of books to keep yourself distracted.
In a recent article in The Atlantic Wire, Margaret Atwood shared her usual media diet — that is, a complete report of where and when she gets her information during the day. The article had Atwood’s telltale humor and usual sense of derision (“there’s nothing except food and drink that I can’t live without,” she remarks casually, “I take these questions literally”), but what I found interesting is what she had to say about a particular kind of reading we all take part in, but rarely talk about — the one we do in the bathroom. As Atwood defines it, “[b]athroom reading is a certain kind of reading–episodic, but encouraging first thing in the morning. The bathroom is a place where you can go in and pretend to be doing one thing while actually you’re reading. Nobody can interrupt you.”
As Margaret Atwood suggests, I usually keep something episodic or anthologized to read in the bathroom, like a magazine or a short story collection, so that I can savour it a few pages at a time without loosing the thread (unless I’m reading something particularly gripping, or that I need to finish quickly, in which case that follows goes into the bathroom with me). I’ve found Lapham’s Quarterly has done that job wonderfully in the past, because it’s basically a collection of quotations from various sources about a certain subject. By picking up the issue on Celebrity (Winter 2011), for instance, you could be reading a passage from Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar (“Et tu, Brute?”) during one visit to the loo, and an extract from Billy Wilder’s Sunset Boulevard (“Stars are ageless, aren’t they?”) on another.
Recently, however, I’ve been keeping a very special volume at hand: Our Life in Gardens, by Joe Eck and Wayne Winterrowd. The book is halfway between a gardening handbook and a memoir; each chapter is concerned with a particular plant (with beautiful accompanying illustrations by Bobbi Angel) and describes its characteristics and and specific needs, but it also explores any special attachment the authors have to it, like when they started growing it, where they keep it in their garden, and who gave them their first plant. It’s a treasure trove of fascinating trivia about gardening and flowers — especially for someone as poorly versed in the arts of horticulture as I am. For instance, it’s interesting to know that when you eat artichokes (also broccoli and cauliflower), you’re eating the plant’s immature flower buds, or that a biennal is not a plant that flowers every other year, but an annual that takes two years to build up enough root and leaf in order to flower once.
I’ve always found something oddly poetic about botanicals. Maybe it’s the names — both in common and latinized form they sound so beautiful. For example, there’s the “floxglove”, the most common of which is the digitalis purperea, called that way because you will find you finger fits perfectly in one of its cupped flowers. You just have to think of the opening lines of David Foster Wallace’s The Pale King to find an example of a list of plant names used to create mesmerizing lyricism and simple precision. There’s definitely something vague and majestic that relates literature to gardening. Robin Lane Fox, classicist and author of such well-respected books as The Classical World and Travelling Heroes, seems to embody that relation; he has also been the gardening columnist for the Financial Times for the last 40 years. “A thoughtful gardener,” Fox explains in a video tour of his Oxfordshire gardens, “thinks carefully about which plant to choose. She then thinks, where shall I put it? What will it go well with? And she thinks above all: What will it like when its in the garden? And as it develops, she looks at it and thinks of a range of associations; maybe it’s come from a great friend, passed down through the family, maybe it’s connected with paintings, art, poetry that one knows. The plant takes on quite a different dimension to your eye.” For instance, the orange flowers tumbling down the gardens steps aren’t just orange flowers for Mr. Fox; they’re hellenium, the hair of Helen of Troy, who started the Trojan war, and, as a classical scholar, he has to have them there in honour of Homer. Talk about living with poetry.

So you now you see the range of wonderful associations and discoveries opened up by a complete embracing of the art of bathroom lit. Who would’ve thought I could skip from Margaret Atwood’s media diet to great book on gardening? That’s why I highly encourage you to live dangerously and try reading something new and exciting next time you lock yourself in the bathroom. A word of warning, however: you may find yourself staying in it for longer than you wanted to.






